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26-12-2010, 12:36 AM

Words of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom

3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

A foolish man ls a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man ls her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to l ANYONE..

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because it would be unfair, he is ALONE and we are FOUR

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY TO GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

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